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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Bringing a tumultuous chapter of American history to an abrupt conclusion, Donald J. Trump and three of his adult children fled to Moscow in the early hours of Friday morning.
Accompanied by Ivanka, Eric, and Don, Jr., Trump boarded a specially chartered Aeroflot plane to take him to his new home in Moscow, a nondescript apartment building that also houses the former N.S.A. employee Edward Snowden.
Trump reportedly was in a tremendous hurry to catch the plane and left behind only a one-sentence note, reading, "THERE WAS NO COLUSION [sic]."
At the White House, Sarah Huckabee Sanders confirmed that the Trump family had fled to Moscow, telling reporters, "The Trump family has not fled to Moscow."
The arrangements for the Trumps' exit were finalized last week in the one-on-one conversation between Trump and Vladimir Putin, in Helsinki, a translator who was present during the conversation has confirmed.
According to the translator, Trump told Putin, "We'll move to Moscow as soon as Ivanka winds down her crappy company."
Those who witnessed Trump's departure indicated that his wife, Melania, did not board the Aeroflot plane with him, but saw him off at the airport with a cordial "Be best."
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