A gigantic Egyptian coffin has been sighted on an icy comet from the edge of our solar system – 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko, targeted by the Rosetta probe last year.
The news has been seized on by conspiracy theory fans, many of whom already believe that the pyramids were built by aliens – or possibly have actual aliens living inside them.
But just before you get all serious about this ‘find’, we should note that the eagle-eyed alien spotters behind it also saw a gigantic stone man with an Afro next to it.
Make of that what you will.
Scott C Waring of UFO Sightings Daily says, ‘This confirms that ancient Egypt was once controlled by aliens, as many have long believed.
‘The question I have is…who is afro man? This guys face was found on the singing comet 67P. One small step for man, one giant leap for afros everywhere. This guy must have visited Earth back in the 1960s-70s, because wow!
‘His forehead ridge and nose indicate he is white, with a lot of muscle ridges over his eyebrows. He looks familiar, who is afro guy? A human befriended by aliens living the dream? A time traveler? A new species of afro aliens?’